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Gallery: Dick Johnson’s best one-liners

Submitted by on November 29, 2011

72081Dick Johnson,  five-time Australian Touring Car Champion (’81, ’82, ’84, ’88, ’89),  three time Bathurst 1000 winner (’81,’ 89, ’94),  Ford folk hero,  and all ’round Australian racing royalty.94733Dick sprung into the national consciousness after the unforgettable “rock” incident whilst leading the Bathurst 1000 in 1980.79757Not only was Dick quick on the track, he was also famous for his his quick wit and hilarious one liners, often captured on Channel 7′s pioneering race cam. Here are just a few:

70020“This thing wouldn’t pull a drunken sailor off your sister” After his Turbo failed in his Ford Sierra

76793“It’s like running a marathon around your clothes line.”  Referring to the tight nature of the Winton circuit.

78714“It’s like chewing the leg on a chocolate frog, it’s about that much fun.” On driving a Ford Sierra in the wet.

81703” I suppose Boris Becker couldn’t win Wimbledon with a ping pong bat either, could he.” Referring to his under performing Ford Mustang.

84717Fast driver, funny guy.

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